one blink and its gone

[Suzukispeedtest]

portfolio is down but the conviction is somehow up

[Revenant]

when the market crashes and you remember you used leverage

[febe3f2e35]

the only thing pumping is my blood pressure

[0c4535c1a0]

“long term investment” aged like milk

[ChewBeast]

my portfolio has entered witness protection

[059d96d16a]

the chart is red, my eyes are red, everything is red

[d82ae58262]

still holding because selling would make it real

[GummyBear]

crypto builds character, apparently

[9777089235]

1. see you all at zero, gentlemen 🫡

[Melissa Way]

Rage-quitting after coding a script to short your own portfolio just to watch a green candle wipe you out.