The regret gets more expensive every year

Sir, that's not what stable means

My bank account is still in fiat unfortunately

My screen time is 99% crypto

We peaked too early

Different mindset, different future

This is why we hodl

Nobody really knows what's going on

the market took my emotions and my savings

That 175% hits different

me pretending I don't know what bitcoin is

she asks where the money went, I show her the blockchain

the only thing pumping is my blood pressure

self-custody: because trust issues are a feature

the real wealth was the bags we accumulated along the way

imagine going viral and still taking an L

doge finally found its real utility

the only grass I touch is the green candle on my screen

the market is a casino and I'm blindfolded

we all trip, some of us just have better excuses